This is the best email conversation. Almost as good as the unhinged sorority emails from two years ago (but not really, those will always be THE ALL TIME BEST).

I searched “below average” and got a nice selfie.

During this special time of the year, Sunday afternoons become the best time of the week to run around town and do errands. You will save a ton of time normally spent in traffic and dodging assholes in the store. They're all watching football.

I had one. I lived!

Man.

I linked to plenty of others!

So does “Big wet ass” have anything to do with the “Compassionate Colonoscopy?”

A medal rack, Katie? Bryce doesn’t even own A medal, let alone many medals that would necessitate an entire rack. What is Bryce gonna do with a medal rack?

Olympics: Simone Manuel shares historic night with some white guy.

Hate and Bigotry? There was none of that present. And the commenter was definitely not being ignorant. Ignorant is leaving a dog in a car... EVER... And thinking that is ok.

You guys like doing this in the comments of stories like this, and while I appreciate your ideological purity, I don’t legally get to call things rape when no one is, as yet, being charged with rape. The woman involved has said the encounters were consensual — although we can argue about that too, because, my God,…

He’s basically Homer.

“How does he keep up with the news like that?”

Not exactly how I’d like to end up with a blower in my lap.

Federal scientist here. The raw data we collect has to go through a time-consuming check/approval process before it’s fit for public consumption because people rely on that data for recreation/agriculture/infrastructure/construction. Our data is also collected and transmitted via telemetry, which like NASA’s, isn’t…