If anyone is wondering what the name of the track in the Pequod clip is, here’s a link.

IT’S ALSO CALLED CROSSY ROAD.

Kyle, can you just do all the Apple coverage for all Gawker sites from now on? This is the only article I’ve seen today that isn’t trying to fellate Apple for showing the world a hundred dollar pencil.

I agree, Green Apple should go directly in the trash and fuck Mars Candy for changing the original lime, then lying to us and say “original flavors” on the package.

Dusk. Kyoto, Japan. By Cheng Hoo Sew.

Mr. Nesbitt has learned the first lesson of not being seen: not to stand up.

Jonathan Franzen is so far up his own butthole he’s about to create a singularity

This entitled housewife looks back at her impressionable child and calmly says “She is yelling because that girl deserves it, the service is terrible every time we come here.” And then she looked me straight in the eyes.

this is the best I’ve got...

The Mountain That Sells Used Nissans.

Oh dear. In the other article I could swear he said that he was more than capable. Maybe deceptive muscle under the suit that is a blue horror show?

YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAM MOUTH FINGERS WITH THE TYPING.

I want left garchamp!!!!

Great, now you’ve let the secret out. Everyone’s going to use it.