the gif ends right at the best part

Uhmmm I think the idea of bracelets that synchronize with music sounds like an AWESOME idea, even without them saving lives. I want one.

Is this really about the truck? ‘cause it seems to me those boards deserve a lifetime achievement award.

Dear Jalopnik, please refrain from mentioning E9s so I may one day buy one cheaply before the inevitable price rise (despite the large production number). Also, if you could start publicly defiling E30 M3s that would also be great. Thanks.

Wait, I thought we were still on the “Eggs are good” part of the cycle..

wow, there is not a chance in hell I am staying awake for 1 hour before drinking coffee. To hell with cortisol.

ANCIENT SNACK FORGE

Finally a way to cook Hot Pockets all the way through!

“It’s similar to how a 3D printer like the MakerBot works, but...” doesnt throw homing errors every print and turn jet engine CAD geometry into spaghetti.

that statement doesn’t mean much unless you are using the same lens and settings on both cameras

I’ll always be a fan of the Cuisinart Round Classic Waffle Maker. It’s simple, it’s easy to use, it heats evenly, and it gives you everything you need — adjustable temperature, a power light, and a light to tell you when the iron is ready/when your waffle is done. No bells, no whistles, just a nice, user-friendly iron…

I’ll always be a fan of the Cuisinart Round Classic Waffle Maker. It’s simple, it’s easy to use, it heats evenly,…

This is along the lines of you’re thinking of, no? It’s a protest song that rocks the fuck out of everything.

If I see a spider large enough that it requires an Xbox One to kill, I am nuking the house from sapce.

Am I wrong?!

$15,000 for a watch that doesn’t fart?