As a man I refuse to use any safety straps.

Let's be honest, "for my computer" pretty much IS "something weird".

not at all, go ahead. crank up the low-ends and add a slight guitar distortion on the snare sound. the sound's half way between a real drum and an 8 bit one.

next time I find a food I do not like I shall just declare : " it's not bacon"!

If I were that guy, the last thing I would be giving a shit about is the other two drivers. I'd be too busy dealing with the realization that my pants are now full of crap.

This post deserves a Pulitzer Prize for Journalism.

That green jello shit reminds me of Aunt Bethany's Dish from "Christmas Vacation"

Going to say the same thing I say every time I notice a Disney Infinity update: Where the hell are the Gargoyles?

I'd say it's far more likely that the woman was in such a rage lather that she didn't want to admit she was wrong. One thing I've learned in life is to never blame malice when stupidity is just as good of an explanation.

Uh.... No. No I did not miss it. Its in the first paragraph of THIS article. Thats the whole point. What the hell.

A+++ on the art, Jim.

Stuff like this reinforces my private delusion that William Gibson is a time-traveler.

Most upsetting kitchen lesson I learned is that baking chocolate is NOT a good subsitute if you think your hot cocoa is not chocolatey enough.

Is there steak in that?

Boy, you're fun. How'd you find your way to this website? What's more jalop than driving a hearse? How are you enjoying your beige Corolla?

Some says, he attended TGS for the Western-RPGs