Oh, I've got to add another one: the person hellbent on using their voice-controlled system (like an Xbox). Just use the controller! It's less awkward that way, and it's practically guaranteed to work every time.

Oh yeah, it's because of the bad CGI that you can tell it's not a real dragon.

The dolphins do.

I see the problem more as being one of lack of competition in the broadband market.

Me want Snu-Snu!

Oh and one more thing: when you come to the trench, swim through it, not over it.

It seems unnecessary for the Bengals to explicitly ban slouching boobs when Jay Cutler just signed a long-term deal with the Bears.

The thing I learned when I got an arduino is that 99% of the projects online would be essentially the same if you replaced the $30 arduino with a $0.03 transistor. Not that there's anything wrong with that. It's still a great learning tool, but the arduino community does seem to suffer from the "everything looks like…

And then there was just oodles in the "awesome" category. Don't judge me.

Shelter dogs are the best. Mine is the cutest, even when she gives me the Kubrick eyes.

Are you really so stupid you think that the race-to-the-bottom price is the only goal anyone should ever have in life? Do you not even stop for two seconds to think about the repercussions and consequences of such a philosophy?

Well, this only works if you get the questions right, so.... I don't see a problem with it.

... you clearly didn't watch the video..... please explain to us how you're going to recover information off this:

Treating your children and pets as equals doesn't make you a good pet owner, it makes you a terrible parent.

because god forbid our daughters might want to do the same things their brothers do!

Nah. This dog is pretty famous. The dog's owner celebrates the birthday each year with a picture. No weed involved.

So that boat is Just In Timber Lake?