How she got the batmobile in a bikini, I'll never know.

If he would have opened up my door, I'd beat his ass with the shovel I keep in my trunk. A funny thing about the shovel is that it is a real Russian Spetsnaz shovel.

If you purchased it for Windows 8 or on a Windows Phone, you can pick it up for $5.

Tis the season, folks.

I seem to remember getting one of these around Christmas 1975 (or maybe 1976) so, no. Not for me it wasn't :).

Um, the author didn't endorse a limp beating in a frying pan. Did the commenter read the author's internet post? The author quite strenuously endorsed a vigorous frothy bowl-whipping. The author thinks the commenter was more concerned with feeling superior than with reading the author's internet post.

"You'll never get over me,

They should call it the Abracadabra :P

Let's hope they sorted out the overheating issue.

Fuck you.

Ron Swanson? Is that you?

Careful. Disparaging the boot is a bootable offence.

It was a standard kitchen knife. With a 2.5 inch blade and a serrated edge a child could not hurt itself on. The stainless steel was possibly a little scratched as it was an old knife. The hilt was also solid steel and shone like it was plated in chrome (which it probably was).

I made a sandwich once

I really hope you're a troll, because if you're not... go back to math class.

But if they do a 360 they'll still be facing it....

You're doing it wrong, Ashcraft. Now, this is the right way to do it: