So who's going to make the Gabriel Hounds clothing line from Zero History?

Ron Swanson? Is that you?

Careful. Disparaging the boot is a bootable offence.

Hardly original — the past of the Marines got started fighting pirates. Shores of Tripoli, Lt Presley O'Bannon, and all that.

It was a standard kitchen knife. With a 2.5 inch blade and a serrated edge a child could not hurt itself on. The stainless steel was possibly a little scratched as it was an old knife. The hilt was also solid steel and shone like it was plated in chrome (which it probably was).

I made a sandwich once

I really hope you're a troll, because if you're not... go back to math class.

But if they do a 360 they'll still be facing it....

You're doing it wrong, Ashcraft. Now, this is the right way to do it:

I had a cassette single of this song. It was orange.

I had one of these in the early 80's too. 18 years later I became an Electronics Engineer and Software Developer, and I'm still doing it 20 years later. Thanks mom.

My folks got me this radio kit for Christmas when I was seven in the mid-50s. It was a simple crystal set with a one-transistor audio amplifier. My dad helped me build it and string an antenna outside. I vividly recall my excitement tuning in different AM stations; it seemed like magic. One day a loud voice appeared…

For people who haven't followed this and don't understand the controversy (or, in the alternative, think that "Redskin" isn't a slur, it was a different time, this is PC run amok, it was never intended in a bad way, etc. etc.) please read up on George Preston Marshall, who bought the team when they were known as the…