Who the hell would bait clicks by writing about MLS?

Clint Dempsey raps like Greg Howard blogs

I'm glad Hester pulled off a rushing TD, and I'm curious if he can do the same against an NFL team later this season.

They should suspend him without pay.

People knew it was Winston when they noticed that nearby FSU campus police were looking the other way.

This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen happen to the Jets, but isn't this gaffe technically on the official? He didn't take the time to notice who was yelling for the timeout. If this happened with the replacement refs, the Jets would (laughably) be considered martyrs for having his happen to them .

This is why the Becky Hammon hire by the Spurs is so momentous. Gamechanger.

I fucking love Katie Nolan.

Auburn Fans: [tug collars]

Just for the sake of clarity, Daft Punk's "Better, Stronger, Faster" is actually sampled very heavily in Kanye's "Stronger" and isn't played on it's own at all in this video.

That being said, this is pretty neat.

When I was in 4th grade, I became a kickball legend. I was playing 2nd base, with runners on 1st and 2nd base, with no outs. Anyway, up comes the opposing team captain and he kicks a screaming line drive right to me (out #1). I catch the ball chest high, center mass. I pivot slightly to my right and notice the the…

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Name: Y: The Last Man by Brian K. Vaughan and Pia Guerra (2002-2008)

Player Aaaaaaaaaay

Tall, personable and good with makeup means not a comedian.

"Those aren't thugs! They're goons!"

Or as it'll appear in tomorrow's sports section:

I thought it was Whitlock until I noticed the guy had broken into a light jog.