she didnt even break both of her arms first

why can't my local police department accidentally shoot Frank Caliendo for resisting comedy

Petition for Lolo Jones to become Deadspin's new porn columnist

What happened to them awarding the WC to the US, or literally anyone else?

Babe Ruth needs his own Godwin's law

thank you very much for explaining that, I always imagined them as two separate revenue streams, which was why i was confused.

One thing I've never figured out is about the NBA and NFL CBA terms that i've read always include language for players receiving a cut of the profits. In this case you specifically bring up BRI, and the big loss the NBA had after the last lockout.

I was only a few months off Deion!

the real tragedy is that PSU gets to keep the the 1986 National Championship

petition to give John Milius an oscar retroactively

why does Peyton sound like Lou Holtz, I mean Daffy Duck in this video?

He was Safe!

The more I read/see of Subban, the more I think he's amazing

in 2011, the Indy Colts lost on purpose to get Luck. They were going between Painter and Orlovsky, and Orton was put on the waiver wire, and they didn't even submit a claim.

the hottest of takes, wheres my emoji

And yet those 40M contracts with 20 up front and 5 a year can be invalided in a second when a player decides to cut the player

How much did Haynesworth have to pay back?

having a legal claim to the money doesn't mean the legal system that allows the Falcons to go after that money is bullshit.

Article says he settled with the Falcons anyway so they didn't get the full 6.5 mill

I think that I'm a good white person and I don't know what to do. So I shut up.