...................But this one goes to eleven sixth.

Had a girlfriend like that.

All that’s left is streetspeed to be wearing his sunglasses in the middle of night rambling on about how he got pulled over and given a verbal warning.

I am thankful that people have much more time on their hands than I do in cases like this. Simply amazing.

They ruined it. The person or persons who decided to add ride height and the most hideous, wretched, awful *insert every available negative adjective here* plastic around the bottom like an automotive Depends diaper needs a bullet to the head.

That’s not really any better.

This was a terrible decision, which I am 100% jealous of.

First they came for the wagons, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a wagon owner.

I’ve posted this before, but it bears repeating.

In hell, where it belongs.

Because I don’t want to work today, I watched this video on 2x speed so I could make a list of all of the issues with the car so you don’t have to watch the youtube equivalent of War and Peace.

“...that the term comes from “pony brake,” a safety device used at a 19th Century social pastime called Horses and Coffee in case of a runaway mustang.”

That’s the worst destruct sequence combination I’ve ever heard in my life! That’s the kind of destruct sequence combination an idiot puts on his luggage!

More minivans need huge V8s your argument is invalid.