This. Oh jeez this. Like when I complimented a woman on her car (it was a very cool car, I like cars) and she smirked and asked me if I wanted a ride.

And I said “Oh, no. I’m just walking, it’s not even a block.”

She looked stunned, and it didn’t click in my stupid head for like a month.

Well, then, I guess I was lucky last weekend when I took my kids to the zoo. I was standing in line to get some ice cream, when the person at the counter served the guy in front of me two large cones of “Twist”, when he had order one chocolate & one vanilla. So the server looks up, and says “Anyone want free ice…

I see all these names. Sugar Ray. 3rd Eye Blind. Everclear. 90’s diarrhea of one hit wonders.

this is still my favorite:

That cop saved her life. I’m all choked up.

Why is the women’s team so good and the men’s team isn’t?

Maybe someday we will go to Europe and beat Germany and The Netherlands on their home turf in the span of one week.

I’m going to miss LA’s cameos on Portlandia.

Gearing/Powerband.

Their lineup sucks right now. They’re hugely expensive, underpowered, and lacking in tech compared to the Germans. Also, I think they’re a bit ugly and according to what I’ve read, they don’t handle that well either. There’s a reason they can’t sell any. They do sound pretty good though.

Not even close.

How about the kid he kneed in the face?

I am sick and tired of these motherfucking cats on my motherfucking plane!

but doesnt the Night’s King just raise his hands and all the dead are re-animated? doesnt seem like a 1:1 idea there, but i could also be missing something.

The Faceless Men must have been really busy in the lead up to Hardhome.

For those of us who grew up on Jim Crockett Promotions this is a sad day. I always think back to people laughing at that clip of the wrestling fan crying and saying "Dammit it's still real to me." All those who laughed at that guy I felt like saying "Go fuck yourselves" a lot of us felt that way. Growing up in NY I…

Honestly, when you are at a redlight, with cars behind you, the worst that can happen is get honked at to go. I’m fine with people yelling at texters/phone users while moving, but if you are stopped, don’t be a dick.

If ``most people are awful drivers. You know it. I know it. It’s a fact of life that can’t be avoided..,’’ then why are so many of the awful drivers in America?

You won’t see nearly as many Germans dawdling in the left lane, changing lanes or turning without signalling, or texting while driving. And they have fewer…

FIFA has a deal.