That’s not the finger of justice, that is Dad StrengthTM incarnate. Unmistakeable.

Honest Question. Who was the last FIFA president that wasn’t a piece of shit?

I consider myself a very rational, levelheaded person, but by the end of that Top 10 list I was about 30% convinced Andy Kaufman was going to deliver number 1.

But we do include Canada in the world series! Also, the World Baseball Classic is a better “World Wide” baseball tournament. Also baseball is not a super popular sport outside of the US, but a “Super Cup” where teams played other league winners around the world would be pretty awesome for baseball fans.

Probably the same reason hipsters don’t wear helmets when commuting on their bikes.

Awesome. And subtly world-class touch from Neymar. Jozy’s first touch in that spot goes out for a throw-in.

I had to make sure those were in there. I was told that it's a Jalopnik standard.

I’m sorry, but to me times like this are opportunities to see how close I can get to my car’s top speed before I don’t see a tornado anymore. No cop is going to arrest me for running for my life even going double the speed limit. Calmly filming it like I just smoked all the weed is not even a remote option.

Meanwhile, Rep. Charlie Geren, R-Fort Worth, was concerned that changing the system opens the door for existing manufacturers to create new companies through which they could sell directly to customers.

I get what you are saying, but I would think twice before laying any hand on a woman I don’t know. It’s a dangerous game.

Sorry it wasn’t a non-goal. It was a goal. You want to make it a non-goal.

As a woman? Especially no way in hell. This is the kind of thing Officer Friendly warned us about.

Fair point, only a fucking insane person would drive a Monte Carlo. This is Florida though, so I am surprised he wasn't driving the Pussy Wagon from "Kill Bill".

He did pull over. He pulled over and started slowing down. He only took off when he realized he was being crushed.

We've had a recent rash of murders perpetrated by people in police cruisers bought at auction. I'll never just pull over for a police officer - I'll turn my hazards on and try to make it clear that I'm cooperating, but I'm not going to just park on the side of the road. No way. We're headed to the nearest shopping…

Okay, honesty time: How many of us would actually pull over and stop on the freeway for a black Monte Carlo with no police badging and tiny police-looking lights that's running you off the road in a very unprofessional way? I know I wouldn't. I would get the fuck out of there, and if he kept pursuing, I would pull…

As a nuance observation: my favorite thing reading about your McLaren experience the backdrop of Austin, Texas. Yeah, you didn't have access to huge mountains, an autobahn, nor COTA, but every time I drive into that city I always love the way the roads drive ... save for rush hour. It's a great town to own/drive a car…

I think this Porsche painted in original "Irish Green" fits the bill.