Serious question: If the league allows players with (e.g.) ADHD to get exemptions to use drugs like Adderall that might otherwise be banned, why can't they have a process for allowing people like Lynch - who, if the armchair shrinks are right, may have a diagnosable social-anxiety-type disorder - to have an exemption…

happen to have her number?

My buddy has Skoal goes here on the inside of his lip.

The fact that Thomas Dimitroff is not fired is mindboggling. He is much more responsible for the failure of the team (terrible defensive line/LB signings; signing old players consistently for $3 mil+ a season/almost universally poor drafting with the exception of Julio - who cost a ton - and CBs).

I'll never forgive Arthur Blank for his senseless, classless move in letting the news "leak" that they'd hired a consulting firm before the game yesterday. What a dick. Totally demoralized the entire team. Smitty may have already been out the door but the players loved him, that move guaranteed we'd lose.

I eagerly await reports of the first drunk 3-AM-on-a-Saturday text exchanges between the two following the break-up.

SF: I miss u bae
Harbaugh: Michigan treats me better than u
SF: MICHAGUN WONT DO THE THING YOU LIKE
Harbaugh: Please don't say it
SF: BUTTHOLE

This kid went blind.

Man, Kyle is going to be pissed when he sees this.

Any NFL coverage today? Rumor has it that Johnny Football got knocked out with an injury?

Get in line. The Browns owe everyone an apology.

You should really go look at this entire tournament, but let's just GIF:

I noticed a flaw in his technique. You have to knock first, then you shoot your target through the door. Shooting and then knocking just makes you look stupid.

He cried for your grins.

Leafs Employee 1: Somebody give me a mic check, eh?

That has to be worth a throwgasm by itself.

Stop being so bitter about your shitty 9-5, no one cares.

I hope to god he just says "Fuck you" and starts training for the NFL.