Did someone reset the “NFL days without an arrest” clock at Deadspin?

I saw that too, but I think it’s his glove. There’s not enough room in an NFL game for two animal abusers...

See? It isn’t about getting better. It’s about lowering the bar.

“DraftKings is the best thing to hit the NFL since concussion protocols. It’s letting players replace dogfighting, spousal abuse, and assorted violent crime with thinly veiled quasi legal gambling!”

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Eating through a straw?

Yes

Other reasons for not painting the gold 50s:

I feel comfortable saying this as a black man from Arkansas. This was meant to be funny and it really is. Racial jokes can be funny without being offensive and this toes that line perfectly. I lol'd like 5 times. You really do have thin skin

You eat the lunch your wife packed at like 10 a.m. then still go get your burrito. Or eat the burrito and throw the lunch away and never mention it. But you don’t, under any circumstances, risk fucking that situation up, you moron.

Now he can get back to playing cones of dunshire

Actually, all lives matter. Right? I mean, please? For the love of Christ, please!

I’d rather live in Pyongyang than Philadelphia.

Classic Eagles fan

Hmmmm....if Griffin ends up missing a significant chunk of time, I can’t decide whether that takes Washington from a 3-win team to a 4-win team, or from a 3-win team to a 2-win team.

If they had magically acquired him it might not suck, but giving up graham negates that.

does that say “drunk women”? ya know, just to clarify?

HAH. Take it from an IT professional, you’re hosed.

Wow, what a shit show.

I really can’t wait for this year's elaborate butthurt responses from NFL fans taking these articles too seriously.