I’m still disappointed WandaVision’s “dinner with the boss” episode didn’t include Vision sneaking out to Krustyburger.

Skinner told Chalmers his address was Three-Dickety Pikeland Ave. because the Kaiser had stolen our word “thirty.”

Obvious answer is a wizard did it. 

In the days before GPS was widely used, people had to rely on things like “paper maps” and “directions” to get places, even places they had visited once before. It had something to do with onions and bees, I think.

which briefly made us wonder if we were being too nitpicky.

I don’t totally disagree with you, but I think a lot of the problem is that he’s a caricature created from an outside perspective that, due to his beloved status on a near institution, has had an unfathomable role in shaping the perception of Indian Americans in popular culture. Genuine ill-intended racism aside, The…

This feels like a best-case scenario, right? “Hey, I didn’t realize the harm I was causing, but now I do and I’m genuinely sorry. I’m hoping we can all learn from my mistake and do better because it’s important.”

Tony Scott directed True Romance, Oliver Stone directed Natural Born Killers, for fucks’ sake.

You think that’s bad, I ripped my gym teacher in half during prom.

This track was a mainstay when I was in high school. Which was so weird. You’d be at a school dance and kids would be dancing and shit and then a dude would scream “Mortal Kombat!!!” and you’d just... dance through it. It always made me laugh.

“The Immortals" were just a one-off side hustle of Praga Khan and Olivier Adams, cofounders of Lords of Acid.

They already have the PG version ready to go.

Thomas Middleditch is what you’d get if you asked someone to draw a caricature of a white man running a pick-up artist seminar at a gaming convention.

I have a soft spot for those Ewok movies. I loved them as a kid, and they feel more authentically Star Wars than the sequels, having been made near the same time as the originals. And fuck you haters, I like the Ewoks.

I mean... if you gave me the choice right now to watch Avatar or Endgame in a theater... I’d probably pick Avatar. Hell, even if it were in 3D. I saw it originally in 3D and it was basically the only 3D movie I didn’t hate for being in 3D.

1997, folks. NAS was just file servers.

Cars 2 gets a bad rap. If you come into it _knowing_ that it’s a Mater story with Lightning as support, then you won’t be disappointed that it’s actually an adequately-entertaining sometimes-even-clever spy spoof.

It’s her own fault. No way a Super Nintendo Chalmers is worth $23, 294.

We laugh now, but wait until the leprechaun tells her to burn down the studio.

I kept my pants on in that version.