Ahhh, the Kobayashi Maru of test-taking.

The year that the Habs traded Patrick Roy, he and coach Mario Tremblay were feuding. In Roy's last game in Montreal, Tremblay left him in there as the Wings put NINE goals past him, leading the Forum crowd to cheer wildly for any save he made. I don't think I have ever or will ever again see a coach just thrown a…

My biology teacher would do this and no one who was dumb enough to try it, could ever succeed at it. Until one day, a kid, who was packing a pair of brass ones, solved the problem. He filled in every blank, on every line, of the Scantron. If you mark more than one, you get it wrong. The teacher congratulated the kid,…

Banned for “Anne Hathaway”

If Pierzynski ever decides to finally retire, it seems like he could have a great post-baseball career as a member of the LAPD.

It was the Feds, not the boos.

So this guys solution to the problem of mixing booze with pills is to combine uppers and downers? Sounds like he really learned his lesson.

4. Tastes Like Burning. We spiked this IPA with more habanero than anyone could possibly want.

Very bitter.

Rye Incognito.

Can of Borrowed Feeling

Skittle-brau or GTFO!

Hops Moleman

Unpopular opinion, I really liked this show.

Yeah, but did you watch it...on weeeeed?

“I tried to keep it together the best I could. I couldn’t believe it. Then it was, ‘My goodness, it’s actually going to happen.’”

Why your team sucks: Black players have a 30% chance of being gunned down by local law enforcement for running onto the field.

“It’s the fucking Redskins. No one will blame you if you unload with both barrels.”: A History of United States Territorial Expansion Policy

Roddenberry used to talk about being friends with L. Ron Hubbard—and Roddenberry would boast that he, too, could have started a religion if he’d wanted.

Patton Oswalt made a movie about being a Giants fan. It’s not a love letter to fandom; it’s a dark comedic take on how pathetic Giants fans are.