Lenny is the best. “Ow, my eye! I’m not supposed to get pudding in it!”

If the Kia Tigers are anything like my Kia Optima, he was back there to help push.

Best episode of King of the Hill ever.

This gif is perfect. That story was perfect. It makes me gleefully happy that this happened (not necessarily that potato face was mean, but that revenge was had, even if it was silly).

Me during the popcorn story

If only comically large biceps equated to tangible skill.

The 800 was my race back when I was still young and fast. I always found the splits unimportant to my final time. A 55 second first lap meant a 63 second lap, 56 meant 62, 57-61, etc. I even ran a few negative splits (60-58). The final time wouldn't change, but HOLY SHIT did the pain change. Run negative splits…

Ah, the joy of being geographically required to be a Rockies fan. Top 10 in attendance, just above bottom 10 in salary, and almost surely headed for irrelevance by July once again.

"I trusted you."

he had a weird name, suck`s that he is dead now. probably in hell too

Which is why my drink of choice is rum and diet coke. :)

The "pager" is the pager they give you at restaurants that buzzes when your table is ready. Not an actual pager.

Justin Vernon recorded "For Emma, Forever Ago" in that garage.

Jim Cooke, you have outdone yourself, sir. Bravo.

"Hello."

I need a bourbon after that Giving Tree recap.

The problem was, nobody knew jack shit about Motekiai Langi. No grainy highlight reel, no photos of him in a football uniform, no profile on a recruiting website. Nothing.

My daughter died in 2011 when she was five from a malignant brain tumor.

I think it is usually the best nationwide show on the radio. He has his missteps, but everyone does. His serious issue hot takes are great imo