I think there's something wrong with me. As a white male, I guess is should want to dance down those stairs like a psychopath in a movie, but all I can think about doing is some nasty stair workouts. 

Hs version of “Hallelujah” might be my favorite.

Denver deserves Flacco because we refuse to spend there time and effort to nurture and develop a young quarterback. We will live and die with veteran castaways and we will be just high enough to endure it year after year.

This comment is full of so much righteousness I feel the need to genuflect and cross myself. 

This comment deserves a galaxy of stars.

I also enjoyed the part where one of the opposing players also seemed to be explaining this guy’s fuck up to him at the end of the play.

Hey...

Yup. I like it. If you don’t, I’m not going to browbeat you with some kind of bullshit sense of intellectual superiority or misguided feeling that i do pop-culture better than anyone. It's a fucking show and a huge portion of the fan base has forgotten that. 

You beat me to it! Take your star!

Because Kevin James is the proverbial horse that cannot be beaten to death enough. 

Ah yes, the REAL MCU. 

He explained all of the Piano Man characters 25 years ago.

I’m looking forward to him taking off his shoes and just sitting in the middle of the field during some random game against the Mets at some point next season.

Yeah, those $40K strikeouts got old really damn quick. At least his occasional home runs are fun to watch. 

Because Desmond joined the Colorado Rockies, not exactly the evil empire that everyone loves to hate. 

Agreed. As a proud meat-eater, I have consumed and enjoyed Impossible meat and plan to do so again whenever possible.

Soft Roughing The Passer Call Helps Deprive World Of Elite Joe Flacco Moment After Game Full Of Ordinary Mediocre Joe Flacco Moments. 

Barenaked Ladies 'Stunt' is an album I loved dearly and ran into the ground in high school. Tried listening to it again a few weeks ago and it doesn't resonate as much anymore.

Wait, is this a Jerry Fallwell Jr joke?

If memory serves, if the call crosses state lines it automatically becomes two-part consent, even if the call originates in a single-party consent state.