Thank you for including the Ol' 96er. That would have been my #1.

Get up! You look like the poster boy for birth control!

Seriously, Cowboy Cookies? I would rather you had made the hilariously misinformed selection of Rocky Mountain Oysters as our state food rather than these seemingly convoluted cookies.

I'll stick with going to local breweries and paying $5 a pint directly to the people who literally made my freakin' drink. Plus, supporting community small businesses, yo.

This was well-typed considering the shaking and coughing.

What everyone needs to understand about Pelini is ... well ... he just likes to say fuck a lot. I'm sure there were a few dozen in his wedding vows. He also likes to say them to his quarterback.

+1 The wife is going to kill me for laughing.

That guy should watch his elbow ... there's a beverage here, man.

If they knew anything about Culberson or his swing they wouldn't make that face.

Here to pay my respects. +1

I'm OK with the hat. It's the god-awful shirts and ties he wears. Ever watch a game on a national holiday? How many American flags gave their lives so he could look like a moron in that stars-and-stripes shirt?

Harding isn't awful. He does his job and writes unspectacular but detailed and informative pieces. I've always figured he was handcuffed because he's an MLB writer.

Agreed. It was a great back-and-forth game.

Did you buy this off of eBay? I didn't know they made this anymore.

There used to be a Summer roller hockey league and it used to be televised. It started on ESPN, then it went to ESPN2, then I think MTV got a hold of it. I haven't seen it in several years but I think you might find some consolation that they, at least, tried at one point.

The Rockies left 12 men on base yesterday. I don't want to see that many people stranded unless Mary-Ann or Ginger are involved.

I don't drink coffee so I drink water at the office. This fella holds 32 fl. oz. and allows me to root for my team even if we're 30 games out of the division.

Don't you mean "the Virgin Connie Swail"?

And it's Rockies "sideline" guy Marc Stout. I'd rather walk into a pit of Walkers than listen to him most of the time.

Mine has to be Billy Bob Thornton in Armageddon yelling, "This is the wrong decision and you FUCKING know it!" You know, just because it's Billy Bob.