I believe that's the plot of The Hunger Games.

+1

There's something odd about a mother calling her child a "motherfucker." It's kind of like a father calling his child a "son of a bitch." Just doesn't sound right.

EAT THE WORLD ENTIRE

I'd call bullshit on anyone who talks about going back in time to do some awesome stuff and doesn't talk about the possibility of being either burned as a witch or stoned for being Lucifer.

Point of order: "Zoomies" is also slang for students at the US Air Force Academy.

Well played. +1

Eight year-olds, Dude.

I'd like to take this moment to thank George Frazier for his insight during this situation. Whenever he speaks I just think to myself, "at least he's not Tim McCarver."

Thank you, Thornton Mellon. I give all my graduating cousins the same talk. "As you leave to enter the real world, my advice to you is: don't go! It's rough out there! Move back in with your parents!"

This is sage advice I stupidly ignored when I was in college. Don't end up like me, kids. No one ever had fun in life being a complete pantload.

Moyer was reportedly trying to respond to your comment but his Smith Corona couldn't bring up Deadspin.

The Truman Show is truly an under-appreciated classic. Great choice.

I thought it was funny that the Coors Field scoreboard kept putting quotes around the word "Fastball" while he pitched. I'm just glad he didn't break his hip.

Fat dude got skinny. Almost died on the operating table getting the surgery.

Live > The Fray. All day. Any day.

Piss on old time hockey!