Man I love that car , I’m a Pontiac freak , I have a 1980 Y84 WS6 turbo car and a 1979 firebird with a built 1972 455H.O. I’m working on now . I’m ready to drive it , between work and building on to the house it’s hard to make time to finish my builds , this article has motivated me to put insurance and tags on the 79…

It’s not just driving an old car on a long distance trip. It’s also driving your DD, and you know all the weird smells and sounds it makes and not to worry about them, and then suddenly there’s that new Noise - the rattle, the squeak, the hum - and it might as well be the “ka-CHING” money sound effect, because it’s…

I’d say worldwide tribalism is more likely, at least in the short term. Thing about ultranationalists is they don’t give a fuck about other countries, only their own. And unfortunately, the economic wellbeing of the world depends on international relations/trade, so with all these countries taking their ball and going…

Just remember, Brazil... you did this to yourselves.

And of course when you make the trip out to Corellia to get it, you only realize once you get home you forgot to pick up some power converters, so rather than make the trip back there, you decide to bite the blaster bolt and pay the exorbitant Toschi station markup on them.

40 moles per hour! I need a conversion factor pls, wot’s that in Squirrels Per Minute. :)

They fly on the left hand side of the hyperspace corridor =P

Aaaand like most Haynes manuals, they’ll tell you how to remove and replace the hyperdrive encabulator, but fail to mention that the entire stern cargo cowl has to be removed, and that you need a special hydrospanner that is only available from the dealer on Corellia.

Dead-centered my Mercedes 240D into a stout tree ealy one morning. Speed at impact was approaching 40 moles per hour.

Right, they’ve got one configuration for most of the galaxy, and then the other for the Imperial market. The Millennium Falcon is clearly an Imperial model, hence the right hand drive

NOOOOOOoooooooo...

I’m seeing the vehicle called the #Vanifesto. Let’s go with that.

Florida Man, Florida Man, made himself a MAGA van.

Fuck, I’d grab a Sharpie.

Octopuses are carnivores. They eat meat. I like crabmeat, and you probably do too. Octopuses just don’t have access to clarified butter.

My money is on a Chinese company only changing the grill, stuffing the best motor they can get in it, and calling it the Vanish.

memorialize your departed loved one by having their ashes shot into the nighttime sky during the magic kingdom’s closing fireworks ceremony.

If Disney was smart, they would embrace this and charm a nominal fee to place your loved one’s ashes in a properly established location within the parks.

Funny, I was thinking I would do exactly that if I win. But there would be some changes.

Barring some accident...