A boat is a hole in the water, lined and sealed with banknotes.

TSA doesn’t operate at London Heathrow, as they are a U.S. based agency.

That bites. I had my tiny bottle of half empty sunscreen taken. I had been through three airports and crossed an international board with it before it was taken.

It was definitely this man’s unlocky day.

“a hole in the water you throw money into...”

One boat is too many fucking boats.

Dads with all loans foreclosed live on boats.

No one who owns that boat drives a Buick.

Yeah, but how many miles did it have before they rolled the odometer back?

Partially the curves, partially the retro look and a dash of the color, but it gives me a Holden Efijy vibe.

They take it so seriously that I believe the green flag is waved by none other than Sir Stirling Moss...   And the commentary?  Courtesy of the one & only Murray Walker.

Cpt. Obvious notes:

This isn’t a yacht... it’s a tender. More specifically it’s the reliable tender you keep in reserve for when your Maserati tender breaks down.

He forgot to change the byline.

Funny. Willing to bet that Lexus was actually responsible for, ooh, maybe about 2-3% at best, of the design of this.

Yeah it seems this is the Wal-Mart version of yachts.

Now this is a flagship.

Isn’t Lexus a little low rent for the Yacht market? But hey, I love that fact they put a Volvo engine in it.

Lexus: Is it me that is out of touch with the market? No, it’s the market that is out of touch with reality!