Also something I learned from a misspent youth, porcelain, like say from part of a spark plus works REALLY freaking well to shatter a car window lol.

A Tesla Model 3 no less... which he equates to a Porsche.

He’s out there floating around, looking down and thinking...

But does it have a hydraulic suspension, and can it drive successfully on only 3 wheels?

As for devaluing airline miles, quantity has a quality all it’s own given I have north of 2M miles in my AA account currently. I’ll still be using them long after I retire.

Well he could have just said ‘sorry’ afterwards.

These are the ships that they’ve simply abandoned and have no intention of doing anything with until they rust into the water.

I’m almost tempted to buy a 458, just for the joy of phoning Maranello every morning and asking if its OK if I take my kid to school.

We’ll keep listening and trying to do better,

No it’s not. It’s just another jelly bean shaped standard SUV blob.

I’m wondering how he avoided submitting his fortnightly “Employment Search” form listing the jobs he’s supposedly ‘applied’ for? 

They need a steely eyed missile man.

Well based on this article, that answer would be “No...”

The Sbarro Autobau would make an awesome Hotwheels/Matchbox car though!!

It’s a slide show for me...

Well... would *you* want to be seen driving one?..?

No. He was just a master of satire

The event actually happened. Look up “Kirke” disaster.

Are you sure? We can’t see his wiener.

Inebriation.