They need a steely eyed missile man.

Well based on this article, that answer would be “No...”

The Sbarro Autobau would make an awesome Hotwheels/Matchbox car though!!

It’s a slide show for me...

Well... would *you* want to be seen driving one?..?

No. He was just a master of satire

The event actually happened. Look up “Kirke” disaster.

Are you sure? We can’t see his wiener.

Inebriation.

That’s my red luggage bag!!!!!

I was sure as anything that the red car driver was dead when they pulled him out, and I think the Marshall thought so too the way he left him. Then he started to get up!!!

I’d have expected the Car Wee to have given them a major dose of Montezuma’s Revenge at the very least. 

After school kids pickup of course.

Three cars in (Mazdas) and I have never used the flappy paddles in any of them.

Don’t know. But I’m sure it must involve “Corinthian Leather” in some way

Pick an old model Camry in reasonable condition, or a Mazda 3.

Well if the car sales would stop trying to screw us over for just a few minutes...

Maybe they could borrow someone’s backyard pool?

In Australia the “Mr Whippy” van (We call them that even if it’s a different company. It’s a brand recognition thing. Kind of like asking for a ‘Kleenex’ for tissues, when Kleenex is just the name of one tissue company) play “Greensleeves”.

Well the ‘Demolition Man’ Fast food wars have yet to happen but maybe they’re coming along soon?