Couldn’t get any more stupider than the guy that turned up to court for stealing a car... in a another stolen car.

Eh... Poop today. Plutonium tomorrow.

It’s the real shit.

... as you drive off from the local cars and coffee.

HOW do you die and remain arched looking like a performing seal..?

*Fell*...

You could get off your ass, grab a shovel, and go and bury it you know...

The cops chased her all over the CITY.

My place for comparison. Plus, I just wanna show it off...

That red bathroom would take some getting used to...

Well yes. People generally don’t like paying a very large amount of money only to be scattered into tiny bits across the landscape in an explosion. So a 2 year hiatus to fix the problem was probably for the best.

Well, you can. But it usually doesn’t go well for the ship.

I have Mitsubishi pens that I write with...

They knew they had a leak when the crew started talking like Alvin and the Chipmunks.

I think they need to ground the Boeing spacecraft until they promise to redesign it so it doesn’t look like a giant dildo...

another shot

The sky this morning in Perth Australia.

20 years ago the neighbour across the road had a Netgear wireless with no access password at all. As long as I sat in my main bedroom at the front of the house I could tap in on my laptop. (signal strength was too weak elsewhere)

You can ask them. But you’ll have to get into Valhalla first.

Additionally, I think men are more conditioned to simply ignore small discomforts like being a bit cold, whereas women will talk about ‘anything and everything’ to find a communal resolution and so will speak up more readily.