Old man yells at cloud plane...

Frankly, if someone doesn’t crash and catch on fire is the race truly worth watching?...?

If that %$#@ copy machine jams one more time just as I need a quick extra 5 copies 2 minutes into a lesson, because the %^&* kids can’t bring their &*%$# worksheet to school from one day to the next, I’m sure as Bob going to empty the magazine at that @#$%^ copy machine...

I need to know what the place of birth is on the birth certificate. It’s a plane, after all. It’s moving.

Ah! Of Course!!!....

Congratulations to CarrerCrytharis on your COTD.

Presumably, this Gas Station men’s room is NOT where they first met...

I dunno about you, but thinking that you’re about to land on a second hand retreaded tyre doesn’t fill me with confidence...

That’s a wheely bad pun...

I take it you haven’t watched the documentary yet..?

Not to mention the ugliest Bentley...

Congratulations Cayde-6's unloaded dice on your COTD.

Congratulations to Buckfiddiousagain on your COTD.

Don’t forget to put the last stitch through his nose to make sure he’s dead.

Congratulations to liffie420 and tallestdwarf on your COTD.

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say the Officers need better training.

I wonder... could the guns themselves... be the problem?

Congratulations on your COTD to both Skeffles and CitronC. This lovely flight attendant will along soon to make sure you stay hydrated on your flight. (I’m sure she can slip some hooch into that cup for you CitronC)

However, there’s no denying that flying to Tokyo to perform a show, jetting back to Vegas for the Superbowl and then flying back out to Australia to play the latest show in her Eras Tour is going to have a pretty hefty impact on the environment.