Maybe they should just call the show “Medium Sheldon”..?

TSA could just wave everybody through with out a check...

They won’t bother with the milk carton. That’s for kids.

And under the seat isn’t?..?

Humphf ....That shabby old fishing scow...?

Tax write off

*Puts on Geography Teacher’s hat*

But it is in Philadelphia...

So she literally ‘phoned it in’...

Remember. The enemy’s gate is down.

Last I heard he was a 1930's gangster during the Depression

You’ve obviously never been to Canberra...

In Australia you don’t pay taxes on anything you might win. It’s considered a ‘gift’.

A work colleague of mine was in the Australian Army Reserve and she was up in Queensland doing her 2 weeks service for the year.

“He deserved it..”

Yeah whatever... You’re living in a trailer park. A fancy trailer park, but a trailer park nonetheless.

I reckon it’s just this guy...

Anyone else think that fireworks in daylight are kind of pointless?

Yeah, that’s called ‘Embezzlement’ asshole...

I got places to be and my car doesn’t have start/stop!