It depends on the shop. I had a soul red 2015 Mazda6 and had someone side swipe me. (bastard...)

Machine grey is nicer..

Mazda 3 Sedans rule. This is mine :+)

....turn the state into the setting for the next Fallout game...

Exactly. If it were truly dangerous, the feds would have stepped in already.

For those who are too lazy to click the XKCD link...

If an American drives his car through a tree in a forest and nobody is there to see it, does it still make a horrible screeching noise as it gets stuck?

....Those scratches and dents were there when I collected the car...

Fabio Maria dressed like that looks like a shonky house builder that demands half upfront, builds a third, then demands double the original price to finish the rest.

With the amount of Botox that she does, how could they tell the difference?

But at least they made sure the fix-a-flat was Ferrari-branded.

...somehow turns it into something as far from hell as possible.

Picture of the human remains:

Season 3 episode of The Orville where Gordon tries to cling to his life in the past that he’s not supposed to have

There’s been a few schools over the years where the boys have worn skirts to school to protest the unbalanced rules imposed upon the girls, or vice versa.

it may be that audiences don’t really show up .... Aquaman 2 later this year

Just another reason not to be a member and/or shop at Costco...

Well if you’re ever stuck in Changi: Singapore, or Dubai you can just have your entire holiday at the Airport.

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Yeah Bye... I’ll be waiting for you at the train station when you arrive. *pedals off*