Because it’s probably already too late for him. He’s completely zombified and looking for brains to eat before a space-fungus grows out of his head.

Ford brought the original Falcon to Australia in the 60's and really thought “Eh, we’ll just make it right hand drive and she’ll be good.”

As long as it’s not on your list of “Places to see AS you die...”

...Because hanging around a cold airport being hassled by undertrained security who weren’t good enough to be a Mall Cop and paying for vastly overpriced food and retail products, while watching everyone else head off to exotic parts afar sounds like my kind of awesome day out!

Greenpeace think that ONE car on the road is too many, so yeah... whatever.

gotta nip-slip going on there...

I would have thought it’d have been Henry Cavill judging by the number of YouTube videos dedicated to this idea.

Must be horrible to know you’re down to your last $928.16 Billion...

So at least 40% of Oregonians still think slavery is just fine and dandy...?

These birds fought a war against the Australian army and won.

What’s the black plastic sticky-outy-thing on the right side of the front bumper for?

..and here I am lucky to get a grudging ‘hello’ in the morning from my students... :+/

Cops use Stingers here as pursuit/patrol cars etc as being the only (affordable) car capable of running down all the V8's that still run around Aussie roads.

Just flick the damm match and light the firecracker...

I predict there’ll be a lot of dead newbies that didn’t get past level 1 scattering the countryside...

sentences. Almost complete there syntax

She had kidney failure and finally a stroke, so it was time to go. 16 is a good run though for a cat.

Yeah... poop.

(Potential) Carbon Capture Company: Hey! We don’t actually have a product yet, and we’re not even sure that it’ll work when or maybe if, we ever do get a product onto the market, but boy oh boy we’d sure love to have your money NOW if that’d be ok?...!!!!

Make sure you do it with Style though