Let’s hope it doesn’t have flash forwards, flash-backs and/or even flash-sideways...

America: Day 26...

Depends on where you are in the world.

Because now when he eventually and inevitably runs for office he can put "war veteran" on the resume.

It was a major problem for Apollo. Especially Apollo 16.

>>>... Resigned for personal reasons...<<<

But what is charging the Hyundai...?

Did she use a ‘Bee Bee’ gun...?

They could redirect a few of those dollars into redesigning the awful grill design...

They're crap at driving.

IF it were a Nokia, the battery would still be charged...

The Emus have now developed biological warfare...?

They’re renaming the town from Florissant, Missouri to Florescent Missouri...

Twist:

I’d be searching all the plastic surgery clinics for starters...

** Note: Not actual footage from inside the trailer... We hope.

Now look here children. See the big broken antenna dish there? This is what happens to science when Governments don’t give a shit about proper funding...

But that’s what makes it scary.

Only reason I get my car done at the dealer is because they’re on the way to work and they provide a “free” loan car ( yes I know it’s not ‘free’...) for the day.

That’s ok. According to a decent slice of the US-ian population, apparently birds aren’t real anyway...