I like how the pseudo-scientific trolls want to talk about how living under the sea would make mer-people pale, as if they’re all apparently clamoring for a pallid, slimy, Innsmouth look Ariel with translucent skin and maybe some other sexy pelagic features.

Humans who spend a lot of time on or near the ocean have…

Not to put words in someone else’s mouth, but I don’t think there’s anything in the comment you’re replying to that implies any kind of shilling. Observing why producers might hire untested directors for huge tentpole movies (i.e. they can exert a lot more control over a young hotshot than they can a veteran director)…

Yeesh, we’re really throwing “mind-blowing” around casually these days.

Everybody ends up exactly where we knew they would (only Reva had any freedom in that regard) and none of them got there in a particularly interesting manner. It was a perfectly serviceable final episode for a mediocre show. And a show that felt…

Forget knowing who Loki was. Casual fans didn’t know who THOR was before “Thor” was released in 2011.

Name recognition is not a thing Marvel concerns themselves with. Nor should it be. It’s actually fun to see a movie about someone you know nothing about.

Did I misunderstand what happened in the hangars with the shuttles? Or did one shuttle take off, then get pulled back to the ground and torn apart dramatically by Vader, only to reveal that it was empty? Without even a pilot, apparently? And then a second shuttle took off that was filled with our hero and all the…

Yeah, true, the WW movie was pretty solid hero-ing. But as much fun as she, Flash and Aquaman may be having, they’ll be having it in the scorched, ash-filled, color-drained ruins of whatever city Darkseid’s minions are leveling in the trailer.

I’d watch that CW show, though.

Trump is an outrageous example of a politician in the United States, but a casual Google search reveals that in Italy’s political climate, he’d be pretty much par for the course.

Hahahaha awww it’s fun to dream. But nah, we’re gonna get like 50 more grimdark blood-spattered slo-mo explodefests before we get one fun uplifting superhero story out of this studio. Because too many man-children are insecure about liking superheroes, so they’ll insist they’re “taken seriously.”

Is it really that hard to say “wow that was shitty of me, I’m really sorry that I did that”?

I will agree that I don’t need Budapest explained - Hollywood needs to learn how to leave a Noodle Incident alone. (Cue the Han Solo movie explaining the Kessel Run in three, two ... )

However, I am definitely here for the story of Black Widow meeting Hawkeye, Hawkeye choosing to not kill her, and then the two of them…

“ ... sad for Harvey that his life is so messed up.”

It’s very easy to read that as “these accusations have messed up his life,” rather than “his life is messed up, which led him to sexually assault many women over many years.”

Reading it the first way can absolutely it sound like he’s defending Weinstein, because it…

Mid-fight, they find themselves in a construction zone, and one hits the other with a fantastic 4x4.

Never go full mustache!

Not to mention how they enshrined Reagan, an actual movie star, or how Schwarzenegger followed in his footsteps as California governor. Only one party makes a habit of selecting entertainers as politicians, and it’s not the Democrats.

I recently took one of those stupid quizzes that you have to take sometimes before you can view a website. It was about “The Emoji Movie.” I was overjoyed that I could tell them that I didn’t see it, and had zero interest, because it looked terrible and not funny. But you better believe there were options like “I…

“I passed by there en route to my wine cellars for a ‘79 Margaux and couldn’t help but notice your room smelled distinctly of fart.”

Damn it, that got me good. They didn’t knight that guy for nothin’.

I was!

... oh wait, Ghost DAD? Sorry, I mis-read that. I was thinking of Ghost Dog.

IIRC, this is actually the position of the paleontologists in the book, and it is specifically said aloud by Dr. Grant in “Jurassic Park III” that there were no dinosaurs on Isla Nublar, just a bunch of genetically engineered monsters.

Obviously, every other part of all of the Jurassic Park movies (including the rest…

If we agree that:
- the Russian government actively pushed for Trump via filling the internet with anti-Clinton propaganda,
- a lot of Sanders supporters then shared these propaganda sources in order to discredit Clinton during the primaries,
- that propaganda probably had a strong enough impact to influence the…

I forgot that holding elected officials accountable and informing the public on important issues is a zero-sum partisan debate. Thanks for that reminder, kiddo.