50 Cent was also a troll long before Get Rich or Die Trying was released.

"single-malted-scotch-ily" is now officially my favorite adverb.

If Winona Ryder shows up with a tank top and a shotgun telling people to go with her if they want to live … would that be too on the nose? Because I think I'm willing to risk it regardless.

I'll be right over! Just as soon as I'm done drinking and punching out federal agents with the other Hoppers.

Hmm. Judges?

If parents don't want their children to be poisoned, they can choose to buy their own bottles of privatized water. Capitalism! Joker 2024!

I think modern scandal naming conventions would dub it Mar-A-Lago-gate.

There are worse ways to die.

Da, what he said, comrades!

I'd ship 'em.

True. Barring that, though, he was a company man for the Army/SSR for the entirety of his first movie.

Wasn't there a time where Peter was briefly a high school science teacher? It's kind of a no-brainer if you ask me. If you want to come up with adult scenarios which involve him being brilliant, kinda a dork, changing lives, and still perpetually late on his rent and unappreciated, teacher is kind of obvious.

It's funny because "a horse-headed alien robot who gets the powers of a Norse thunder god from space" seems kinda tame nowadays.

Similarly, Captain America has gone from "let's all follow orders and finish the mission" to "I'm really sick of liars giving me orders, so now I'm in charge."

"I don't get it! This movie had Batman, a blue sky-laser, AND Margot Robbie took her shirt off! What more do these people want?"

Anyone else have a difficult time following the action of the plane sequence? Between the flying sparks and the reflective-hologram-plane-whatever, it was a big blurry mess of colors for me.

Yeah, it's certainly not the comic's version of Mary Jane - which is funny because Zendaya could probably do a good job of being that vivacious, life-of-the-party character if that's the route they'd taken with her. I guess they're going with more of the Brainy Jane version from the Ultimate Spider-Man? I never read…

Pfft, are you really gonna sit there and try and tell me that saying something in French is somehow sexier than Guy Fieri saying the phrase "donkey sauce"?

Best case: it's a virus.
Worst case: it's actually a photo of Trump.

I'd be mildly interested in seeing the Minions doing the shanking.