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Considering their size relative to a bunny, a duck and a Tazmanian devil, I think Yosemite Sam and Elmer Fudd were both less than a foot tall.

Super NES over here. I remember it fondly, though I certainly can't fathom why.

Of all of the tired quote-unquote "jokes" that still get trotted out, that one must be the most tired of them all.

You know, it may seem odd to complain about this in particular, but I agree: hell yes, I want to see Batman and Clark Kent investigating things.

Dude, it won't be worth it. I, for one, I will NOT look good in a mohawk or spiked choker!

No, that's the Spanish Flu.

To quote my own daughter: "I hate when movies about bad guys turn them good at the end. Why can't they stay bad guys?"

The rest just do it for the paycheck, which is the main reason why I do my job, so I can't hold it against them.

One of the neat parts of the first movie was when the (non-Gru) bad guy kidnapped Gru's kids. And I remember thinking, "boy, I really wouldn't want to be standing between an amoral super-villain and his kids, because he's going to come after me with everything he's got."

More like Min-YAWN, am I right?

They also make time for Mystique, considering she's a hot blonde white woman at least half the time.

It's LadyBatman, RoboBatman, AquaBatman and FastBatman, thank you very much.

So they're still all-in on giving us a Superman that is nothing actually like Superman? Cool, cool.

It isn't just you.

But does she, in fact, slay?

I never had high hopes for Pittbull, so he was certainly the least disappointing of the two.

But it was established in Episode 1 that spinning was a good trick!

He replaced Kate Winslet's face with his own?

Violence in cartoons actually teaches children important lessons. For instance: Tom bashing Jerry's head in with a rolling pin and then whipping kitchen knives at him taught me all about how nature is red in tooth and claw.

Really, it's more a case of justifiable homicide in any case involving Mega Man.