If the memes are to be believed, the line would be around the block for the Canadian guy.

I disagree. Lots and lots of people frequently jump at the chance to be the comedy police.

Did Colbert really say "cock holster"? Geez, that's a little blue for him. Seems like the joke would have been better served if he'd said "puckering up to kiss Putin's rectum" or something.

At first, I wondered at the parentheticals explaining that Coster-Waldau is from "Game of Thrones" and Hendricks is from "Mad Men." Then I realized that there are indeed people out there who don't know them or those shows, and I felt really, really bad for those people.

I would, but I currently have a pretty sweet gig scaring the crap out of criminals in this major city on the East Coast, in between sitting on rooftops and scowling a lot. It's got a great dental plan, plus you'd be surprised how many gargoyles there are on these buildings.

It's plain brad writing, if you ask me.

I'm debating whether I'd rather be a self-absorbed douche, or a condescending grouch.

Agreed. And I love that he was gonna walk from the project if they changed the name of the movie.

There's a Supreme Court justice somewhere who disagrees with you.

See also: the dance world's response to Kendall Jenner's ballet-themed photo shoot.

Heaven help someone who confuses the two, and shows up drunk on Budweiser instead cab sav.

I'd rather sit through Wagner's entire Ring cycle than a full episode of the Today Show, that's for sure.

I saw Ira Glass in the audience in New York City's Free Shakespeare in the Park just before he kicked off a similar theatre-nerd controversy by tweeting that Shakespeare sucks.

That show needed WAY more of that kind of wuxia-style fun.

I have a special place in my heart for Double Dash, myself.

I think this probably convinced me to get a new copy eventually, even though I already have Mario Kart 8 for the Wii U. Racing with my kids is fun, but because of the difficulty for them in racing mode, we always enjoyed Battle Mode more in the older games - and, of course, sucked in 8.

Daredevil vs. kidnappers, Daredevil vs. biker gang, Punisher vs. inmates, Luke Cage storming the Crispus Attucks building, Iron Fist vs. Hatchet Gang.

That's Zemo's thing.

Well, it's not quite a mop, and it's not quite an arvel, but man … !

But about half of them grow up to save the world! Or at least a moderately large city-state.