*Thor smashes his plate on the floor*

Are we really still on the "kids today listen to stupid music" thing?

It's also like the Russian thing in that his taxes may heavily involve Russia.

Who In The World's In Carmen Sandiego?

This ride is a clear and present danger! (Surely he says that line at some point in the movie, right?)

I love the book with all of my heart. I give the movie a pass because, sure, it was a crazy hot mess, but every now and then it delivered. The scene with the beautiful shirts, for instance. Nailed it, IMO.

I wonder if this is how Robert A. Heinlein fans feel about the "Starship Troopers" movie - technically it's an adaptation, but with the exact opposite of the intended message.

I have never been so close to walking out of a movie as I was during "Man of Steel." The fight in Smallville, which utterly laid waste to the town just because, was almost more intolerable than the Metropolis destruction porn.

And yet, I still think relatively highly of this Tammy and her family, if for no other reason than that they had the discerning taste to favor the Rock over Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Ironically, I'd rank Pokemon Go ahead of Mario Run.

I'll add that I love the idea of Shovel Knight, and I could have bought it for either the Wii U or the 3DS, and decided against both versions. But somehow, knowing I can play it on a Switch, which could plug into my television OR go with me as a handheld game, makes it seem like a no-brainer purchase.

Maybe with Skyrim they're banking on all the Breath of the Wild fans wanting more open-world adventuring?

What, you don't enjoy punching buckets of gross-looking gray sweat off of your enemies? (Seriously, with that much sweat, blood was, by far, the less gross option.)

I don't even want one of these, and I'm still mad because I like Nintendo and want to save them from themselves. Help us help you, Nintendo.

Also, speedo-fascists sounds like someone who has really serious opinions about swimwear.

Nobody's perfect.

Ah yes, one of my favorite bosses from Mega Man X.

Aww, cheer up. I always admired your Sunni disposition.

Court of Owls seemed like a great idea when I first heard about it. The execution seemed … less so.

Brown note.