Is it too late to hope for a prequel where Black Widow first meets Hawkeye and instead of killing each other, he helps her go rogue? And then they're both made targets of the Red Room and SHIELD, who thinks that Hawkeye has flipped to the KGB? And the whole movie is the two of them going on the run, Jason Bourne…

If we're being charitable, he forgot about both War Machine and Falcon due to their black-best-friend status to Iron Man and Captain America.

The twist: turns out the success of the Balloon Lady's meat pies is somehow connected to the sudden rash of disappearances throughout London.

By all means, continue hating the Jewish stereotype as well.

I know it's fun to hate something as derisible as Jar Jar, but I don't find it particularly satisfying to have him suffer or be killed or anything. I just really don't care about him. It's not like he's the reason the movies weren't good.

Yeah, it is a very impressive display of mental gymnastics to reinterpret "entirely avoiding punishment" as "being forced to endure 40 years of punishment."

Trump is known to have a high opinion of Hollywood types and other members of the entertainment media.

It's all been downhill ever since Nelson Mandela died in prison.

Careful, man. He's already deep in "takes one to know one" territory - keep pushing him, and you might get hit with a "I know you are, but what am I."

Let's be honest, there's a good chance it will be Kate McKinnon.

Aston Kutcher is too busy speaking to Congress about the horrors of human trafficking, bringing their attention to a serious humanitarian crisis.

"Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." - actual politicians and military leaders all over the world, right now

I was having a bad day, and turned on the radio, not knowing I'd be catching the president's press conference.

Has Bob Odenkirk played Bill O'Reilly ever? Something about him portraying a ranting, angry TV show host made me realize the resemblance they have.

Fortunately, Beyonce got the same consolation prize that she always gets in these situations: she continues to be Beyonce.

1. Cash me ousside
2. Howbow dat

Came here to express that exact sentiment, thanks for getting to it for me.

Mine's gonna be finding a chain link fence and saying, "Hey guys look, I'm Sarah Connor from Terminator 2!"

I'd like to think that there's a good amount of them who are, y'know, patriots, and wouldn't let partisan BS obscure their morals as to collusion with a tyrannical foreign power.

Like Gandalf!