Pretty sure that's a lament/concern that libraries don't get enough support, rather than a dig at libraries for being totally lame.

That's nonsense. She's working tirelessly to protect students from grizzlies.

I'm looking for the joke, so if it's there and I'm not finding it, forgive me: what in the hell is that supposed to mean?

Ninjas are Japanese, these guys are Chinese. You can tell because the Chinese faceless mooks like to use little axes.

Not nearly enough likes on this.

If they don't have contempt for Superman, they are at the very least deeply embarrassed by him.

Every now and then, I get a hankering to make the Vesper martini, which inevitably leaves me with a giant bottle of barely-used Lillet Blanc when all of the gin and vodka are gone.

Add enough vodka, and pretty much anyone can end up savage af. At least in their own mind.

The only instance where "It's Adam and Even, not Adam and Steve!" isn't terribly homophobic.

How did you know my mom was fake?! Who told you?!?

Yep, I got my sigurd crossed.

"he doesn’t mean paddles or elevator finger bangs (or does he?)"

Right, right. Thanks - for some reason, the whole "male god transforms into female horse and gets impregnated" made me forget the actual details.

I also love the spear whose barbs extend (into every part of your body) once it hits you, making it impossible to remove other than by carving it out (of your corpse). That's pretty gnarly, man.

Dude let himself be impregnated by his dad's horse. I think it's safe to say he might have a few kinks, and the whole thing with Skadi was just convenient timing.

I've already pre-ordered my copy of Neil Gaiman's "Pop Culture Mythology" so that I can get to the bottom of this one.

Maybe Putin's enemies should stop being so poisonable! Did you ever think of that, smart guy? Huh? No. You only ever think of yourself.

If he had an issue with everyone mocking how absurd he looks and sounds, he probably wouldn't have taken the job to begin with.

I'm trying to imagine how long it would take for riots in the streets if a Democratic president had made admiring comments about a foreign dictator, and then deflected the follow-up with "well America has a lot of killers too."

Huh. Is it a kid's movie? That honestly never occurred to me. But that said, yes, I can confirm that kids today are a tougher sell on scary shit. I remember freaking out at things like "Labyrinth" and "The Neverending Story" while my kids didn't even bat an eyelash at Gmork.