Bud Light: It's alt-beer.

Oh man, I love Iron Monkey. I've only seen it after Quentin Tarantino pushed for the American release, so I feel like the version I saw was probably pretty heavily edited, but still. One of my favorite kung-fu movies.

I wouldn't hold my breath for the Correspondent's Dinner to continue. Or if it does, expect the kindest, softest of kid gloves when it comes to comedians. (The gloves will also be tiny, because Trump.)

Big Brother just looks like somebody's aunt to me.

I know! I can't fucking get over it. What a tremendous crescendo of a finale to a spectacularly dumb mistake.

I was in a rather puritanical adaptation for the stage in which the Party had outlawed marriage, thus tacitly sanctifying Winston and Julia's relationship by basically making it a secret marriage. Which was dumb, and missing the point, but I guess it probably helps to take shortcuts like that when you're trying to…

A brown leather jacket and fedora are also acceptable, in a pinch.

It's certainly caused quite the media führer.

Arguably, getting punched is the proper respect he deserves.

Sure, that's all well and good, but what does Tom Sizemore have to say about Aziz Ansari's routine?

Well obviously. They're using ancient technology from a long, long time ago.

But blasters bolts aren't lasers, they're bolts of superheated gas!

"Almost everyone has been wrong forever about the Death Star"

That genie's not likely to go back in the bottle any time soon.

It makes more sense when you remember guys like Trump are running on a platform of flipping the bird to all of the otherbosses and figure heads that metal heads loathe.

Only having 24 levels is also criminal, considering the $10 price tag. But otherwise, it's a delight.

"Gotta go fast!" - well-known quote from a game series that often prevents you from/punishes you for going fast.

So, it's treating the movies exactly like the audiences did.

So, no relation to the Oscar Wilde comedy, then?

Yeah, nice try, Kyle … or should I say, KYLO!