Hillary works much better as the straight man in a comedy duo with a complete shmuck. Like that Between Two Ferns she did with Zach Galifianakis. Or that marriage she has with Bill Clinton.

I guess it says something that I had no idea such allegations were ever made until I saw this story.

At that age, I was convinced that "Maximum Carnage" story arc in Spider-Man was AMAZING.

Didn't they introduce Bane by having him break both of Killer Croc's arms, or something?

Your MOM is open to new ideas and people!

You're

I admit that's one reading.

You began by outright bashing Millennials, as if they're somehow the only ones dumb enough to be Princess Leia fans. So you clearly are spoiling for a fight.

You're picking a really odd fight.

I don't care what your politics are, "Repeal and replace / his stupid orange face" is just funny.

I'm still pissed about the battery commercial with the kids cheerfully shooting stormtroopers and quipping "welcome to the Rebellion," to promote a movie in which the main character actually was a child soldier.

The silver lining, however thin, is that there aren't any key programs I can think to de-fund that would impact gay Americans any more deeply than anyone else. Repealing marriage, for instance, doesn't save the government any money, so all Pence is left with is "I think it's icky."

Now if only Trump would leave for no raisin.

Can I PLEASE vote for Kodos now?

Sorry you're insulted, but the United States' president is the most influential man in the entire world, and is also a former reality TV star and still currently a producer of a reality TV show. He is also an ubiquitous presence on Twitter, picks feuds with Saturday Night Live and Hollywood actors who mock or speak…

It's depressive!

That, or he was keeping at least one hand where we all could see it, so the women nearby would know they were safe … for now.

Yeah, I can't believe DC comics thinks we'd buy Donald Trump as president! This is harder to swallow than when Lex Luthor did it back in the early 2000s I mean, at least Luthor has a level of dignity as a supervillain.

Secret police with ties down to their junk? Heck yeah that would be funny!

The too-long tie thing kills me.