Awesome. High five!

Kids can like two things.

I don't plan on seeing the movie, but boy oh boy, did I ever laugh out loud at " … the power to kill anyone on Earth by literally making a satellite fall out of the sky and onto their head."

For clarification, I hope you're speaking in an editorial version of "you", because I'm certainly not among them. Anyone who claims that 3 million illegal votes were cast in this election - the exact number Clinton beat Trump by, shocker! - is either a transparent liar or a gullible rube.

Good for you for assuming the best, but yeah at this point it's best to just pack it up.

Don't worry, that song isn't patriotism. It's jingoism.

Yeah, learning about his proto-feminist beliefs was very interesting! And I can see why campaigning for oneself was an offensive idea to the politicians of the time. But yes, all it really took for Hamilton to declare someone morally unfit for office was for them to obstruct his agenda even slightly. Sooooo the whole…

Personally, I can't wait for the All-American Dog Whistle Band to perform at the inauguration.

If I had to venture a guess, I'd say "make it so institutionalized that people accuse you of being the REAL racist when you try and point it out."

I'm sure they all genuinely believe that what they're doing is a good idea. Yes, even Trump. They just tend to conflate their well-being with the country's well-being. So, if they are getting really really rich due to deregulation in every sector, then hooray! America is thriving!

Woah now, let's not go crazy.

After seeing how upset they got when they found out Santa wasn't real, I just don't have the heart to tell them the truth about moderate, reasonable Republican voters.

Not that my opinion on the issue matters, but I think First Nations sounds friggin' awesome.

"Not existing" counts as a tradition, right?

Whoops, looks like they accidentally made another one of those comedies with no jokes in it, just a bunch of references to things. Common mistake.

When will they finally give us the dark and gritty Starro movie we're all waiting for?

And I'm sure the movie will be all the better for it.

Yeah, they manage to at least paint Jefferson as a snobby, slave-owning elitist. Sure, it's an oversimplification, which glosses over how Jefferson was taking a stand against Hamilton's own financial elitism that propped up the wealthy at the expense of poor, non-slave-owning farmers. And it also ignores that…

Let's not forget about the other main reason sub-par sci-fi/fantasy movies keep getting made: British actors need to eat.

Ha! Bum, as in another word for butt.