Arlen Specter.
Rand Paul.
Newt Gingrich.

I joke about the Centerpoint Station, but I actually really love it.

"You know, it's out-of-touch Hollywood elites like Walt Disney who helped Hitler win the election in the first place."

Oh damn, that actually happened? I assumed they just made the joke on SNL because it's one of the impressions Kenan can do.

According to the EU, the Corellian star system was actually arranged into place by an ancient civilization of hyper-advanced aliens who disappeared from the galaxy before the establishment of the Republic. The planets were shuffled around by an ancient superweapon/space station, which remained in orbit in the system…

Chewie blew up at them about that afterwards, and they really went to pieces.

Look, I accept all of the reasonable points you guys are making about how this was unnecessary fan service. However - and this is from a guy who rolled his eyes in the theater when Yoda drew a lightsaber - I friggin' love this.

So far, they're doing a pretty phenomenal job of giving me the perfect gift that I never knew I wanted.

Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Bosstones!

Something something health care, something something first black president.

Has anyone made a joke about how T'Challa could be listening to popular music that came out in the '90s?

Oh. Well, that's a shame. Especially since, if he hadn't wasted his energy on Live By Night, he would have finished Batman sooner!

Shows what you know! I'm wearing a Transformers shirt!

I wish they would league him alone about it. It's justice a movie.

"You Batman nerds are a superstitious, cowardly lot."

I hope you're not douching, but I REALLY hope you're not douching as a solution/prevention for menstruation. You're not gonna have a lot of luck with that.

I really do sympathize with Mr. Affleck. It must be super frustrating to pour your heart into something and have it be (relatively) ignored. But like … of course they're gonna ask you about Batman, dude.

Now now, he's got a great point, everyone.

If you find him, will you let him know that Red Chainz and Blue Chainz are looking for him, too?

Also, I will give them a million points if at some point in the game, Donkey Kong climbs a skyscraper.