I, for one, am tired of the Irish constantly being portrayed as subservient, mushroom-headed cowards! We're not ALL like that, okay? Some of us don't even LIKE digging up turnips to throw at our enemies!

SOMEONE GIVE ME A PEN

FINALLY, an explanation that makes SENSE.

New open-world Mario game? YAAAAAAY

It's a very nuanced performance - I don't know if you can fairly review it in such Black or White terms.

"Grab 'em by the Poland."

It's his own fault for being so lovable - they know killing him will get to us.

They would have had to point the camera at the midnight audience during that scene to get that shot.

"That's dumb." - Zack Snyder

Aw, crap.

Seriously though, why didn't the Empire just replace the Stormtrooper corps with a line of those K-2SO style droids? They're clearly perfected the technology since the Clone War.

I know, right? I just take my regular beer into the shower with me - just like I do with my home stereo system. The acoustics are great, if you can handle a few stray electrocutions now and then.

Did conservatives wring their hands about Dinesh D'Souza or Bill O'Reilly or Ann Coulter or anyone else in what passes for right-wing entertainment when Obama won in 2008 and 2012?

For God's sake, someone tell me where I can get one third of a Kutcher, stat!

HOW DID YOU FIND MY DIARY.

"I hate writing. I love having written." - Dorothy Parker, and probably like every author if we're being honest

Aw damn it, I already made a Yellow joke.

It's too bad this bunch of cowards was too Yellow to go through with this.

Oh sure, we can get all kinds of think pieces about how the Star Wars prequels are actually great, but god forbid anyone like Coldplay.

I'll take your word for it - I didn't see Moana. But that pig is goddamn adorable in the trailer.