I think it translates to "the dumb parts"? If not, no idea.

Maybe you're obtuse?

Aww, I sure didn't. I still don't!

Important follow-up: does getting punched by Ford in real life make that thunderous kthud sound that it always makes in the Indiana Jones movies? If so, Gosling really owed Ford a drink, not the other way around.

He's not gonna steal her, he's gonna just be like "Hey girl, you're free to make whatever relationship decisions you feel comfortable with" and she is gonna be gone before he even finishes that empowering sentence.

Call me crazy, but I think Chris Evans is charming and entertaining.

Chris Evaratto. (It makes more sense if you go by Chris Pratt's Sayian name.)

"Put a cape and cowl on Hardy, and he might as well be Batman, looking out onto a besieged Gotham."

I'm sure his people are working on a Darth Vader style respiration system as we speak.

Sadly, those two probably have a ton in common. Judging by Trump's sniffing at the debates, Clapton could open with "Cocaine."

"Get off my lawn, bub."

Someone younger probably would have said "balls."

You think that's bad? I thought I had a damn good shot at the award itself!

Monopotent?

Damn, is that the Winter Soldier code book in Bowie's hands? I guess it makes sense that The Sovereign would have access to Hydra's secrets.

Sure, there's a car chase with a submarine, But let's not gloss over the part where Vin Diesel beats up everyone else's cars with his car.

2 Flew 2 Cuckoos Nest was when that series really hit its stride.

I've always wondered, this, Assassin's Creed fans: do you feel the games would be missing anything if they was just about some secret war between Assassins and Templars, set in various historical periods? Does the Animus framing device add anything you feel you would really miss?

Mostly straight up.

I have very conflicting opinions on Megyn Kelly - I can't forget her casually opining that both Santa and Jesus were white a few Christmases ago, for instance - but if she's going to make a habit of digging in and taking on smarmy dumbasses in positions of power, she's at least got my respect.