I mean, I think a good amount of people would argue that Doyle was writing slash fic.

Nah, I get it. We're encouraged to be outraged at a lot of things these days. So no, this doesn't really change my opinion of Jennifer Lawrence - I think she's probably a very nice lady who occasionally says and does things without thinking, like most of us occasionally do. Just, like … don't rub your butt on stuff…

I mean, I'm not. But like … when you start your story with "so then I rubbed my ass on something that some people think is holy," surely you know you're gonna come off as a jerk, right?

If breaking a rock with your butt is newsworthy, I can't help but wonder why they didn't spend any time in the story talking about the cleavage.

That sounds like a challenge.

"Stormtroopers used to be the Empire's elite, in pure white armor. Now these Death Troopers come along, wearing - you guessed it - black armor. This is Hollywood's latest attempt to brainwash us all into supporting the continued white genocide."

I'm not much for celebrity feuds, but if Schwarzenegger wanted to go ahead and get into a war of words with Trump, I'd roll up and watch with popcorn like that Michael Jackson "Thriller" gif.

Indiana Jones and Captain America had better get used to the new paradigm: apparently, believing in literal Nazi talking points is no longer enough to make you a bad guy.

Right? Hollywood is "ruining" their "beloved characters from childhood" who they all just looked up on Wikipedia. As if racism wasn't bad enough, they gotta be fake nerds, too.

It's Peter Parker, not Peter Darker!

Does it explicitly need to celebrate the virtues of a diverse group of anti-authoritarian heroes to be anti-Trump, or can it just be implicit?

Another pet peeve of mine from the Raimi movies: shouldn't at least half of New Yorkers believe Spider-Man is a wall-crawling menace?

If he does, it will be awesome, considering Tom Holland played the lead in "Billy Elliot" on the West End.

Eh. As long as he's still juggling saving ungrateful people, trying to get girls to notice him, and doing well in school, I'm good.

It goes slightly quicker if you're having fun.

Jesus, who do I have to kill to see that film? Is it all of Sony? I'll start with all of Sony.

THANK YOU! I feel like I'm alone on not liking those films for that reason.

Where Have All The Flowers Gone?

Yeah, issue one of Spider-Man? Peter Parker is one step away from a future school shooter.

Yeah, I expect they'll refine it a bit with the second and third trailers. The big "wow" moment was Iron Man flying along Spider-Man, which is cool and all, but not anything we haven't seen before.