At first, I wondered if that blown-up corner store was the restaurant of Luke Cage's landlady. But that would be a deeply weird crossover.

Who doesn't like a good Tom Hanks knawk-knawk joke?

Black and very very pale are both technically colors.

Black and very very pale are both technically colors.

You have my sword as well. … wait, hang on.

You know, it might have been a half-decent gag for her to assert that Danny looks like George Clooney, and then have everyone adamantly disagree.

I think that's pretty clearly the intent behind the joke.

This recipe is missing at least three liquors and a pack and a half of Turkish cigarettes.

"Kate McKinnon's going to play a … "

Gesundheit.

"Watch it bud."
"Who are you calling bud, pal?"
"Who are you calling pal, friend?"
"Who are you calling friend, jackass?"

I mean, it was kinda funny when Bruce Willis showed up? But it was really going pretty darn far out on that limb, man.

Damn, this is really good to know. I'm going to go watch this with the kids sometime soon. My oldest is always trying to be older than she is, plus I sometimes worry that I'm not introducing them to enough pop culture touchstones, and that will somehow ruin their adult lives. Watching a movie with Clooney, Pitt and…

Please get here soon. I watched the new Transformers trailer and my hope for humanity is rapidly fading.

Yep. I am 100% behind a fun heist movie starring a team of women, in the vein of Ocean's Eleven. It doesn't have to *literally* be an all-women Ocean's Eleven. But Hollywood is still convinced franchises are what we all want to see now and forever, so here we are.

Yeah I have no friggin idea what this is actually about, but I'd watch it.

"And then the dragon fired a bunch of frickin' missiles from it's wings and totally blew the fuck out of those knights. It was rad, bro!" - Geoffrey Chaucer

Michael Bay has never really been one of those "this movie has something to say" guys.

I feel like half of America also parked in the No Parking lane out front.

Let us never forget that the Special Relationship between our two nations extends so far as both of our simultaneously demanding sweeping political change, without being overly concerned with how exactly that change happens or what it means. Cheers!