I can guarantee you there’s loads of examples of people that lived how they wanted, eating whatever they wanted, and dying early. There’s probably also loads of examples of people trying to be healthy who end up living long lives. And there’s probably examples of loads of people trying to be healthy but dying early…

Macy isn’t being tossed aside because, unless there’s some new details I am not aware of, Macy hasn’t been actually charged with anything yet. His wife has been arrested, but they don’t have any evidence that Macy himself was involved at the moment.

There are many but the first two that come to mind are:

Just be glad no one picked the equally obvious Mos Eisley cantina...

Nah, he was ticked at the thought of nouveau riche people diluting the prestige of his kids’ legacy admissions.

[Normal speaking voice] Say all you want about Lori Loughlin...

Literally just status. It’s sad.

R. Kelly obviously sucks, no doubt. But when black musicians are automatically classified as “rappers” it really shows the implicit bias against black folk. Kelly deserves whatever awful stuff comes his way but I’m sick of this ignorance, Kelly is an RnB SINGER anyone that knows shit about Hip Hop or other black…

In your lede image, that (gigantic swollen growth) is NOT anything you discussed in this piece. That...that right there is an alien-orb and should only be removed by a board-certified surgeon; preferably, one that has served a residency period aboard the USCSS Nostromo.

As a Bills, fan, I’ll respond to this responsibly: Heavy drinking and shattering tables. Grant you, that’s how I respond to everything else, but consistency is a key part of The Process.

Hm, now I wonder if this is how all my friends are using Kerrygold when I am still using the store brand.

At the self check you can flip it around and steal like crazy. Want expensive Brussels sprouts? Key in the far cheaper cabbage code from the shelf you pulled it. Same with bulk nuts- pistachios are now peanuts. Oops! The clerks don’t care, let the robots and the bosses get hoodwinked by the sly shopper. 

If a human rings me out, I need to watch the the screen for the inevitable error. $12.99 for Brussel Sprouts? Nope, that’s cabbage - you don’t even sell brussel sprouts by the pound, I don’t know why it can be rung up. ‘What are these?’ to Limes, Avocados, and other things that someone that works in grocery check out…

This.

How to date someone who is sober:

Colman’s. Why? Because it is the best. Use a little for great mustard flavor. Use a lot to blow out your sinuses. Can be found in any decent supermarket. Many shops online. But if you must Amazon:

Colman’s. Why? Because it is the best. Use a little for great mustard flavor. Use a lot to blow out your…

fwiw, I do my shows like this ie ‘True Dective - s03e05 - episodetitle’ and my PLEX picks it right up. 

he’s also been in a lot of garbage

I believe the technical term is “shredded.”

This happens more than you'd think. More so among National League owners who refuse to employ designated hitters.