Globe was already was calling a victory of grit, which was techincally correct. And while I completely get the game being boring, I do also think that there were astonishing things that that Pats D and O-Line were doing in that game.

Tommy now has as many rings as the Steelers franchise.

Get the Duck Boats ready! 

“I’m rooting for the good guys in Star Wars, but I do like that funny Yoda guy from the other side.”

“The state of our union is not so strong. But with the appointment of Dr. Guerrero, it will be pliable.” - Trump, veering off-script on Tuesday

I try to carry around $120, and replenish from my home stash (maybe another $100-200) as needed. Too many New York restaurants are still cash-only.

Would you suck dick to fire Dolan?

“Life is like a can of tuna fish.” 

Though formerly an avid NFL fan for 30+ years, for the last couple of years I too hve been following football exclusively through Deadsin posts and comments. After the quarter finals (don’t remember the official name - Divisional Round, I think) I was giving my friends reasons for why any 3 of the 4 possible outcomes…

Damn it, there’s always something. Being childfree had to work against me eventually.

Classic self burn.

I am notoriously bad at crying...sadness tends to yield directly to anger, so instead of crying, I get a bill from the landlord saying the security deposit wasn’t enough to cover the damage to the wall when I move out.

I love that this a safe place to say "sleep is my favorite thing." I love sleep also.

Tell your teenage daughter to quit slamming the son of a fucking bitch front door when she leaves... jezus christ its shakes the entire god damn house. An NO, I am not up yet by time she leaves, that’s the beauty of my job. Leave me alone and get off my god damn lawn. 

“but Instant Pots should never be cleaned with steel wool or even abrasive scrub sponges”

“but Instant Pots should never be cleaned with steel wool or even abrasive scrub sponges”

So an influencer then?

Rode Amtrak from San Francisco to NYC about 15 years ago and it was really a memorable trip. The scenery between Emeryville & Denver and between Albany and NYC was breathtaking. The rest of the US, not so much. Food was decent and my sleeper car was clean and comfortable. Met plenty of interesting passengers on the…

That’s a really good point about Belichick hating Trump if he had to be around him for any length of time. I hate him that much more because he can still be a shallow asshole

...It’s a dark timeline when Kroenke is the lesser of two evils.

Tommy’s alcohol poisoning was caused by doing a shot every time Tony Romo said, “Here we go!”