You make good points

But I eat salad every day, so I rotate through pretty quickly

That said, summer and 90 degree days are here

That’s kind of where I am with it

Like when is the last time you heard of someone getting sick of dressing poisoning?

ok

230 miles won’t get you from Boston to Bangor

But I guess that’s something you live with?

It is this all day

It’s advanced drones or somesuch

Dude, I bought some passport cover that has some scan-proof tech in it
I bought it cos it looks nice, but nice to know that Kim Jong-un can’t steal my valuable identity

There is that consideration, but honestly the greatest protection is against my bad memory
If I always put my passport in the fridge, then I know it is always in the fridge


Still single, ladies!

I laminated my card
And I keep it with my passport, in my fridge

I will be taking no questions at this time

I sheet pan a packet of bacon at weekends to about 80-90% - then tupperware it in the fridge. Save the fat for cooking obv.
A relatively quick run on the pan weekdays gets me perfectly crispy bacon - with still enough grease rendered off for frying my eggs.

I eat bacon and eggs every morning.
Usually make a veggie hash…

Hopkins was exceptional in The Father - even for him.
Respectfully, there was nothing phoned in about it.

He had to portray a lot of the duality of his character’s condition - confused and terrified but pretending to be happy and playing along.
He got all that subtle interior stuff out on his face, without really drawing…

Thank you, queen

For those interested, this guy does a pretty good tutorial on deboning a thigh

Very doable when you feel like adding a skill, you guys

Hard agree on the pleasures of the bone-in thigh

When you feel like upping your game, deboning a chicken thigh can be quick and easy - can be done quick on skillet in 15 minutes

Turn your darks inside out when washing and drying

I have no love for the English royal family; one of the worst institutions the planet has ever known, and responsible for immeasurable suffering and slaughter.
But even I can’t deny a dying old man his last wish.
And I think that Land Rover - it’s essentially a pickup, right? -  looks great.

For the zero people that will read this, I cracked 1,500 yards today in under 45 minutes
This is not a great time, but I am happy with the distance

Also no need to peel carrots or sprouts

Or potatoes really

Just for what it’s worth
I have been meaning to improve my swimming - which was basically total shit, I had enough ability to not drown for a while.

Started going once a week. Liked the idea, kind of hated the activity.
Decided it was now or never, committed to the pool going once a day.
Weeks of fucking embarrassing…

I just want to say

I just want to say

It was mostly very entertaining - and it made me laugh plenty
More than I expected

THis was a very joyless review

The movie succeeds on its own terms - more than most can say

Glenn Kenny nails it for me