“Hmm, Baylor and Michigan State have been getting a lot of publicity recently for their institutional fuckups. Seems like nowadays, everybody wants to talk like they’ve got something to say; it’s almost like they forgot about Jay.”

The sins of the father are not the sins of the son. We should shower him. With praise.

“Dammit!!”

Can I start a discussion or ask something without being yelled at, or worse, destarred? Am I the only one here that doesn’t get the huge deal with this list?

And before we went out to the bars in River North we would all tie onions to our belts, which was the style at the time.

Not surprised to see Penn State have its way with a young OSU team.

Someone a little more explosive than Kevin Durant put OKC on the map. I hate myself

Not sure what sort of desecration of JoePa’s remains would be appropriate, but serving them in a salad to Donald Trump would be a decent start, because Paterno’s moral fiber was roughly equivalent to Trump’s feces.

So if I’m not for completely removing the football program, I’m for child molestation or aren’t also deeply offended by what happened? Is that really the transitive logic you are balancing your argument with? What the fuck is wrong with you?

Obligatory:

I would love nothing more than for every Deadspin writer to spend 24 hours in the middle of Tampa Bay. Even six minutes would do the trick.