This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

Look, soccer is just too boring for a guy who has spent 5 hours a day for 30 years debating middle reliever usage in regular season baseball games.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

I know how he feels. Smoking pot is likely what has kept me from getting drafted the past 5 years

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What even is that horrid short length?! These are athletes. Give me thigh or give me death!

SOMEONE PLEASE RESCUE KATIE NOLAN